this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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