is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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