Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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