peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
