Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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