And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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