My first STD was from a foam party
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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