She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I could fuck to npr.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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