I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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