I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Are these your boobs on my camera?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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