I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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