"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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