There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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