i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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