Her vagina should come with caution tape.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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