wakey wakey hands off snakey
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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