belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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