the new term for farting is butt boxing.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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