So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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