never play flip cup with pint glasses
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I have aggressive nipples.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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