their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You're so nebulous sometimes
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
