Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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