dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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