Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
