We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Randomize
