I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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