Me too!
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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