he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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