there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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