I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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