you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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