why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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