Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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