I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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