stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I supernannyed him into submission
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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