My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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