Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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