I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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