My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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