ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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