Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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