but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
i think my cat just said my name.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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