I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
