Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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