OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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