Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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