Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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