The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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