spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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