shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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