it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
