it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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