I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
